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I'm an asshole

nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

TOMORROW IS OCTOBER

skelezor:

SOMEONE BRING OUT THE B O N E F L U T E

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matryoshcat:

this is exactly what loathing looks like. do not question the man

I apologize in advance if I keep talking about this song but it amuses me to no end

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

wrath-greed-and-envy:

pkmnfan:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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Cuz, you know, tattoo removal was out of the question…

Raw

gagamedia:

Lady Gaga performing in Amsterdam!

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

koroke:

i feel so powerful

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

shipitbabyonemoretime:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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im sorry but does your mug say world’s okayest boyfriend

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

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